Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print document, but the computer won't boot properly."
Tech Support: "What does it say?"
Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk."
Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"
Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside."

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Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support:: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."

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Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message."
Tech Support:: "Did you install the update?"
Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"

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Customer:: "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
Tech Support:: "Tell me what you've done."
Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'."
Tech Support:: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."
Customer:: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."
Tech Support:: "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
Customer:: "What?"
Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"
Customer: "No... "

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assalamualaikum..
alhamdulillah kite masih mampu memakmurkan bumi Allah yang indah ini..
cube TARIK NAFAS.....okay, LEPASSSS.
Rasa lega kan? Alhamdulillah..
Kalaulah ditakdirkan tibe2 pokok xnak keluarkan oksigen dan xnak sedut karbon dioksida...hermm.
TIDAKK!! Ape akan jadi pada kite? huhu
Jangan bimbang.. ini hanya imaginasi saya.
ALLAH MASIH SAYANGKAN KITA..
cube bilang berapa banyak kali dah kiter wat dosa + xwat ape Allah sruh..
x dapat dibilang kott.. tapi,
Allah still take care kite, salurkn oksigen, bagi kite tubuh badan yg sihat, dapat berlari-lari riang waktu petang dll. BEST KANN..??
so, jom berSYUKUR ats nikmat-nikmat-nikmat (hehe, nk ckp byk sgt)
yang Allah kasi ni... :)

Bagaimana nk BERSYUKUR?
Saya yakin anda ada jawapannya..

syukur YA Allah! masih bernafas + hirup oksigen.. smoga kita sentisa mendapat perhatianNya detiap waktu..

Adakah anda sayangkan Islam?

p/s : jom same2 duduk dan berfikir sejenak..;)